Wednesday 17th June 2009
10:42
British Minions Resistance hasn't been able 2 find me because they don't have Syrian visas. （from web）
英国的那些抵抗Minions的组织们没法找到我,因为他们没有叙利亚的签证。
10:45
AhmadiNejad asked me to come to Tehran to help stamp out the secular humanist uprising, but my liberators didn't bring money for airfare. （from web）
我的伊朗总统朋友内贾德先生打电话来叫我到首都德黑兰去帮助彻底清除非宗教的人道主义起义.但是我的解救者并没有足够的钱去付飞机票。
11:27
And i didn't have the heart to tell my old friend, Ahmadinejad, that he was an evil, fascist (in the bad sense of the word) over the phone. （from web）
我也没有心情在电话上告诉我的老朋友内贾德,他其实是个邪恶的法西斯分子(这个词绝对有贬损之意)。
11:37

We're in traditional Peruvian garb crawling 2 Iran 2 tell the "president": Friends don't let friends shoot students http://twitpic.com/7lvws （from web）
我们现在正在进行秘鲁的传统的穿衣装爬行比赛,我们要爬到伊朗去告诉"总统","朋友是不会让朋友们去射杀学生们的"。
11:38
And, i know he's stated publicly, "پیغمبرم. پس منتظر پاسخ ملت," but, honestly, i don't think he really means it. （from web）
而且,我知道他当众说过""پیغمبرم. پس منتظر پاسخ ملت,",但是,老实说,我认为他不是真的这么想的。

19:14
@DashaMedvedeva, Да я знаю русский. （from web in reply to DashaMedvedeva）
回复 DashaMedvedeva, Да я знаю русский.(是的,我会俄语)
19:16
Many of you have asked what the arabic means. Frankly, i'm disappointed. I'd expected my minions to know all of the worlds major languages. （from web）
很多人都问我那句阿拉伯语是什么意思.坦白说,我对你们很失望.我还期待着我的minions们认识世界的所有的主要的语言呢。
19:18
We'll never take over the world if you're illiterate. Minion homework: Learn to read and write in 5 new languages by the end of the month. （from web）
要是你们连字都不认的话,我们就永远不可能去接手掌握这个世界.这是我给你们的家庭作业:在月末前学会读写五门新的语言。